DISRUPTION

Collaborators and confidantes, my good friends David Schoffman and Dahlia Danton share a volatile lust for technology

The only time they're away from the squeaks and twizzles of their electronic alerts is when they retire to one of those southern California, New Age, ersatz Buddhist retreats.

Even then they've been known to cheat.

Somehow, Dahlia had figured out how to chant and check her email at the same time.

Her new book has recently been released on Kindle and between you and me, reading on an I-Phone is like listening to Mahler on a transistor radio.

But what do I know ...

Her book is about me, though I never really authorized the use of my images.

Schoffman and her connived to have my assistant send them an entire file of my Palimpseste drawings. She then made up a ridiculous story about me and my irrational appetite for a Nobel Prize.

I blame David for all this.

He's always exploited me like a mule.

But then again, the book has already sold out its first edition and the royalty check they keep promising to send me is allegedly close to five figures.

Could a dual-language podcast be next??