WILL HE BE MISSED?

Not a lot happens in the art world in the summer. I suppose that might be why my good friend David Schoffman waited till late June to announce his retirement.

It's hard to discern what exactly is his motive.

That he will no longer visit his studio every day is inconceivable.

He has no hobbies and enjoys no diversions.

Perhaps it's just a ploy to promote his new book.

Anyway, at least he continues to delude himself into thinking that people actually care.